Rick and Lori Grimes: Parents of the Year 

• Carl: mom look at these cool weapons I found
• Lori: boy you cray go give those to dale
• Carl: mom please can I have one?
• Lori: fuck off I said no
• Carl: mom, dad, can I have a weapon?
• Lori: I don't care ask your dad
• Rick: lol why the fuck not

Lori Grimes: Woman of the Year 

• Lori: whew thanks for saving us Shane lol can I pay you in sex
• Lori: oh hey Rick is back what's up hubby.
• Lori: omg Shane gtfo I hate you don't come near my family
• Lori: Shane what are you doing you can't abandon us and crush my son
• Lori: Shane fuck off this baby is Rick's
• Lori: Rick you asshole I can't believe you killed Shane don't touch me I hate you

meagan-marie:

A friend shared the top image of Carl from The Walking Dead (show) on Facebook today, and it had me on the floor laughing. Naturally, a Google search ensued. 

1) “Where is Carl?” via BuyZombie
2) “Stay in the fucking house, Carl” via ZombieInfo 
3) “Where’s Carl?” via The Laughing Dead
4) “Carl Missing Poster” via Tauntr 
5) “One Does Not Simply…” via The Laughing Dead 
6) “The Hunt for Carl” via The Laughing Dead
7) “Oh Shit” via The Laughing Dead 
8) “A Two-Sentence Summary…” via Fark 
9) “He’s in the House” via This Random Internet Conversation
10) “Home Alone” via The Laughing Dead 

If that isn’t enough, I give you “10 Reasons Why The Walking Dead Should Just Kill Carl.”

My biggest takeaway from this exploration in Carl is that you should probably follow The Laughing Dead. It’s gold. 

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Favourite scenes - Sophia’s return 2x07 Pretty Much Dead Already

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and here i was screming “STOP.. YOU’RE CONFUSING HIM..NO” we know what happened later.

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Beside the Dying Fire 2x13

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